The headline says it all (or almost all). At long last, signed paper copies are available (U.S.-only for now, alas, until I figure out an international solution as part of the plan to take over the world).

You can request a personalized note (assuming it’s not obscene or overly unsettling—yes, even I have my limits), plus you get a bonus card/bookmark that doubles as an effective self-defense tactic when thrown properly.*

Just click below, and you’re on your way to customized goodness.

*You probably need to be Gambit, Bullseye, or an accomplished ninja to pull this off.